some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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