from now on my penis is your penis
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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