but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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