I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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