well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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