I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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