You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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