So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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