Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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