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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.

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  All she wanted was a cigarette

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.

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• (805): View more from California

  OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.

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• (714): View more from California

  No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful

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