I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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