Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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