Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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