Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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