My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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