No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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