So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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