Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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