we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
tell me about the fingering
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