ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.