he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.