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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job

  (917): View more from New York City

  You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...

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  This hangover makes more sense now

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot

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• (914): View more from New York

  Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?

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