Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.