Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(205): View more from Alabama

he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?

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(407): View more from Florida

I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

And you didn't burst into flames?

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(561): View more from Florida

just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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(770): View more from Georgia

he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3

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(613): View more from Ontario

You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.

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