The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.