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• (313): View more from Michigan

  He has that thing where they hang SUPER low

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  Ewww!! Elephantitis

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.

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• (585): View more from New York

  she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I think your dad took our porno

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.

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• (61): View more from Australia

  not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk

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