i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno