we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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