Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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