Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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