You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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