physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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