What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
