I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You're like the curious george of whores
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
