I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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