..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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