I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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