The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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