At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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