I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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