Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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