And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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