I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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