their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
