There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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