Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
