I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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