I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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