ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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