Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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