I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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