is your mom at the bar?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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