dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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