I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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