The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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