ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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