im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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