Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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