Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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