no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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