The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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