my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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