I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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