He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
