My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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